Answers for my robot friend:

1. That's weird. I guess as a kid I always DID have bangs of some sort -- but pretty much in every picture there is of me in the history of ever, my hair is completely different. I don't have bangs now, but I don't have much of a style either other than hurled up on the top of my head letting the gray grow out...

2. Did you not read what I wrote? I have no fucking idea what it meant! LOL. We just always said "pizia, pizia." He was German. Sounds italian. Maybe it was just gibberish? No clue.

3. Hmm. That's funny!

re my laughing face--one thing I wasn't short of growing up was laughter...even when it layered over sadness or something more complex...I was always laughing, giggling, or smiling. Now I'm just a grumpy old bitch. :-P