FICTION
Diary, 1984: December 3rd
Get a Room Already
Dear Diary,
Welp. Here we are. December already. Can you believe it? Wells, I’ll just hafta take your word for it since you’re just a diary ‘n all.
So, I have so much to tell you. Forgive me for not writing, I guess I just got bored. HA HA HA HA! That was so funny, I just fell off my dinosaur and broke my stone underwear. GET IT?
But FIRST I have to tell you that on December 3rd, 1984, Sal’s brother drove us downtown so Sal and I could stand in line to buy…dun dun dun drum rollllllllll DO THEY KNOW IT’S CHRISTMAS AND OH MY GOD SIMON LE BON IS SOOOOOOOO GOOD IN IT! It is my favorite song ever. It will always be my favorite song until I die. It is beautiful.
She was happy I went. We are still BFFs, but I’ve been in kind of a quiet funk the past couple of months. Not a funk. Just not wanting to hang out with everyone I guess. Now SAL…she’s been a social butterfly. I guess I’m just a homebody if you know what I mean.
A lot has changed around school. It’s really weird. G moved away pretty much right after the school year started. So did the Butt Brothers. Witchstine and Smillew started going together and I was right. She’s kind of slutty. They are so annoying. They break up every other week and then the next…
