I was going to make a snarky joke at your expense about the "Accelerated Rehabilitative Disposition program" but since this is such an insightful piece, decided against it. Oh, lookie what I just did there. Anyway--loved this story. Not for what happened but for the journey you took us on with you. I don't know...I cringe too when I look back on my old party lifestyle from my youth. I have a couple of stories that are...just...shame. We were really dumb in our youth. We thought we were smart, but we were DUMB. Take the knowledge of your senior years and move forward.