OK, Bicho, Bicho-Bo-Bicho...I had to come find this after seeing your Montreal bed wetting thingy. You and I are SO EFFING MUCH ALIKE it is eerie!!!!!! Totally cracks me up. That's all I have to say because I need to process this, but with each line I totally guffawed out loud and was like, YASQWEEN (no, not really). But--holy crap. You were one of my favorites before, but now you've totally moved up to like ONE OF MY FAVORITES!