OMG, who are you and you do realize we are best friends now for life, right?! This piece made me cry and, best of all, snort-laugh all the way through. You brilliant, funny, amazing writer and person! I'll tell ya what -- this 100% was what I needed today. I need to read and reread, and probably will on my plane to Vegas tonight (don't even ask me what the work conference is that I'm going to). Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. I'm sure I'll leave several more replies, but take this as the first.

Love,

Your fellow gay man trapped in a cis-woman's body. Once named "Kitt-ayyy" by a beautiful gay man in West Hollywood -- said with a disco finger snap and all the sass in the world!

Off to do my makeup now while listening to ABBA and thinking about my closed-up shop and dried-up lady bits. :-P

xo - Ki